WORKDOGS

  For the whole sordid story of these primitive, rock dwelling sloths, inquiring readers should look up the (creature) feature in last month's issue of PAPER Magazine. For those who know nothing of these two canine critter's of delirious late night, motel cocktail lounge romp 'n' roll entertainment, we'd have to say that if there's a moral to this story, it's that dogs will be dogs, and no matter how human- like they may seem as they swagger and sputter in their grease and glitter, they'll always be mutts in the end. catching these hounds on stage is an experience like no other. when you go, bring a joint and a couple of cold beers backstage and you can be their best friend.